mudbloodsanddemigods:

stuff-and-shenanigans:tomhiddlestonfans:callmekitto:sherlocksupportgroup:

 I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING

TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED

TALE AS OLD AS TIME

TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL

FREEDOM IS A LIE

BOW TO ME OR DIE

YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~

EVER JUST DISDAIN

EVER WARS TO RISE

EVER HATING THOR

EVER JUST AS SURE

AS MIDGARD WILL DIE

CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE

AS IT THINKS NO MORE

I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY

ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…

I KNOW YOU

I RULED ALL OF YOU ONCE UPON A DREAM

I KNOW YOU

THAT FEAR IN YOUR EYES IS SO FAMILIAR A GLEAM

YES I KNOW

IT’S TRUE

THAT FREEDOM IS SELDOM ALL THEY SEEM

BUT IF I KNOW YOU

I KNOW WHAT YOU’LL DO

YOU’LL S.H.I.E.L.D. ME AT ONCE

THE WAY YOU DID ONCE UPON A DREAM

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wowfunniestposts:

  Chandler dances in the Oval Office.

 goddamnit Chandler not now I’m trying to lead the free world

this blog is hilarious

why can’t this happen in real life?!

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wowfunniestposts:

This blog is so funny I’m gonna die

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funniest10k:

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

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Okay..what? dammit Carl!

Okay..what? dammit Carl!

Okay..what? dammit Carl!

I don’t know what went down today. all i know is that i hurt him. i don’t know, i just did. it was a small argument at first but i think it was because of the same shit over and over. it was because of how irritatingly stubborn i am at times. he’s been doing so well for me. too well. and i don’t know if we’re still together or not. he still texts me to ask if i got home but that’s just about it. i try to text him more but he doesn’t answer and i know i’m coming off as annoying. i sent him one of those long i’m-so-sorry messages, no reply. i don’t know it just„ fucking kills me. like almost literally. we’ve been together for quite sometime and i don’t want him to go. well because i love him. and he’s the only one that would put up with me even on my shittiest days.i tried to cry myself to sleep but that doesn’t fucking work on me. it makes me stay up even more. the fuck. i don’t know man, it just feels fucking weird. i’m really sorry, i really, really am. and i don’t know if this is heartbreak or what. he called me by my pet name when he texted so… i don’t know it just feels like dying. if he ever forgives me, which i hope he will, i’m gonna tell him how much of an asshole i am and i’m gonna hold him so tight and i’m gonna kiss him like he’s gonna miss it. i don’t know… im just fucking in love with him i guess.

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itsdamnfunny:

I just wanna be like

Bored? Y u no laugh?!!

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow

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tryingtoget-toyou:

Made by the same people who did the quiet place.

The last time they made one it was great.

This is incredible.

Crying. Shaking. But ready for sleep. 

This was well needed. 

crying. 

I needed this

This is wonderful

At first I was like “oh this is silly” but then I was typing furiously and openly sobbing on my keyboard. 

What a beautiful idea. ♥

crying legit tears rn.

…I didn’t even realize half of the things I typed…that I was feeling like that…

Now I’m crying. Thank you whoever made this.

This helped me vent today

That was incredible.

i don’t know why… but i feel like crying :/ this is such a nice thing. thank you.

I seriously just bawled my eyes out.

This is awesome. whoever made this deserves serious hugs.

That music is beautiful

amazing!

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